ME Expressions

7 Tawa sa Text

2008-09-28T13:36:00.000+08:00

1. Haha – masayahin

2. Hehe – malibog

3. Hargar – pasosi

4. Bwahaha – bruha

5. Hihi – pacute

6. Hekhek – pang-asar

7. Jeje – virgin

Pagnilayan

2008-09-28T13:34:00.000+08:00

“Kung magpapasok ka ng bagong tao sa buhay mo, ipaiwan mo sa labas ang tsinelas o sapatos. Para kapag gusto na nila umalis, hindi ka na mahirapan maglinis ng mga bakas nito”

Truths about Kissing

2008-09-10T22:59:00.001+08:00

TRUTH about Kissing

Do you know that the scientific name of kissing is Philematology?
The scientific way to describe it is: the anatomical juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscle in a state of contraction…
You burn 26 calories in a 1 minute kiss.
It’s a great cardiovascular workout because when you kiss, you release adrenaline into bloodstream and your heart pumps more blood around your body.

Emo sa Pinas

2008-09-10T22:53:00.000+08:00

Alam niyo ba na sa pagtaas ng Emo sa Pilipinas

ay lumalakas ang ekonomiya ng ating bansa?

Madaming nabibigyan ng trabaho sa pagbubukas

ng bagong pabrika ng Blade at Eyeliner…

Dumadami rin ang Barber Shops…

At higit sa lahat

Maraming nagpapakamatay kaya lumiliit

ang Populasyon.

Kaya kung gust mo maging Emo, GO FOR IT!

Isa kang Bayani ng ating Bansa!

Facts in Life

2008-09-10T00:05:00.000+08:00

1. Enjoy being alive. There's plenty of time to be dead.

2. Sometimes, nobody really cares if you are miserable so, you might as well be happy.

3. If you can't solve it, it's not a problem – its reality.

4. Happiness is like perfume; you can't pour on others without getting few drops on yourself.

5. If all good things must come to an end, then don't worry. All bad things would eventually end too.

Second Chance

2008-09-10T00:03:00.000+08:00

“If PEOPLE know that they SECOND chance,

they will NOT be very CAREFUL with their ACTIONS.”

Student's FOURmula

2008-09-09T23:45:00.002+08:00

Konting Basa

Kopya

Kodigo

+ Konting Sipsip

PASADO!

Avoid & Want

2008-09-09T23:41:00.000+08:00

“Avoiding something doesn't always mean that you hate it... It could also mean that you want it but you just know that it isn't right.”

This is ME

2008-09-09T23:34:00.000+08:00

I always MAKE someone HAPPY even,

But it doesn't MEAN that I am a PRETENDER.

I only want to be POSITIVE while my own world is NEGATIVE.

Programming Park

2008-09-09T23:32:00.001+08:00

Programming is easy like strolling in a park...

In Jurassic Park.

Leafy Life

2008-09-09T23:27:00.000+08:00

Who should be blame when a leaf fell from a tree?

A. The wind that blew it away?

B. The tree that let it go?

C. The leaf that grew tired of holding on?

Minsan Ako'y Tanga

2008-09-09T23:23:00.000+08:00

“Minsan akala mo may karapatan ka na manghusga sa katangahan ng ibang tao dahil akala mo alam mo na lahat. Nakalimutan mo na ata na minsan o higit pa, naging tanga ka din.”

-Bob Ong

The Sin of Mark 17

2008-09-09T19:34:00.001+08:00

Priest: Next Sunday, I'll preach about the sin of lying. To understand more, i want you all to read Mark 17.

The following Sunday

Priest: How many of you had read Mark 17?

Almost every hand went up except for a guy who dressed like a gangster.

Priest: Why my son, you haven't read what i told you to?

Guy: Well, I can’t seem to find the 17^th chapter...

Priest: (smiling) That’s because Mark has only 16 chapters. Let us know proceed with my sermon about the sin of lying.

Bitterness in Love

2008-09-05T23:40:00.001+08:00

“It’s useless to show how much you care for that special someone when that person is too busy getting somebody else’s attention…”

Forget and Think of ME

2008-09-05T23:34:00.001+08:00

“The harder you try to forget something, the more you think about it unconsciously”

- Sigmund Freud

Grow Wiser

2008-09-05T23:26:00.000+08:00

As we grow wiser, we loosen our grip on being perfect in every way. We learn that it’s more important to be human and happy rather than perfect but sad.

The Person of Love

2008-09-05T23:23:00.000+08:00

The person you loved the most has the best capacity to make you the happiest person in the world…

…and may give you the worst heartache you can ever imagine.

College Life

2008-09-05T23:19:00.000+08:00

Being

COLLEGE

Student is so easy…

All you have

to do is

STARE at

your

TESTPAPER

and wait until

tiny drops of

BLOOD

came out

from your nose…

See?

no SWEAT!

just BLOOD!!!

Maybe... I'm Alone

2008-09-05T23:17:00.000+08:00

Maybe sometimes, I have to stop waiting for someone to come along and fix what’s wrong.

Maybe, I have to stop feeling sorry for myself and realize that no one else has the answer.

Maybe sometimes, I just have to be ALONE.

Book Of Life

2008-09-02T21:39:00.000+08:00

Our hands are books and each day is a page.

We can’t erase what has already been written,

But we can always try to make the next page better.

Life Isn't Easy

2008-09-02T21:24:00.000+08:00

Life isn’t easy:

You have to be wrong to learn what is right…

Stumble to persevere…

Hurt to be stronger…

Fall to rise again…

Lose to try harder…

And faith in GOD to pursue them all!

Motel in Tagalog

2008-08-24T11:50:00.000+08:00

Kung ang tagalog ng HOUSE ay BAHAY;

Ang tagalog ng HOME ay TIRAHAN;

Ano naman ang tagalog ng MOTEL???

Edi…

TIRAHAN

Tama naman diba?!

Cupid's Note

2008-08-21T17:01:00.000+08:00

ATTENTION:

Boys:

Never leave the girl that destiny picked for you. Truly, distance makes the heart grow fonder but will instead make you wander. Always make your presence felt for all she needs is emotional assurance. There is one girl who is meant to catch my arrow for you and nothing can change that – not time or circumstance.

Girls:

A man’s heart is as fragile as a butterfly’s wings. Never hold id too tight for in time, he will rest right on the palm of your hand.

-Cupid

Music In Our Life

2008-08-21T16:54:00.002+08:00

Only music can let us sing,

only music can make our feet dance,

and

only music can let our mind reminiscing back to our past.

But what’s important about music;

they can be the voice of what we feel inside,

especially

when we are mute by the words of our hearts

Being Bitter

2008-08-21T16:49:00.000+08:00

Important reminder to avoid being bitter:

Never be obsessed by anyone’s attention, love, and loyalty;

No matter how much you love them.

Types of Friendships

2008-08-21T16:41:00.001+08:00

A wise man once said that every person should maintain

at least three kinds of friendships:

1. Friends of our own age whom you can talk over your problems, plans, and goals with confidence.

2. Friends older than you to whom you can confide and be assured of wise counsel.

3. Friends younger than you whom you can share your life’s experiences

It is not only in being helped but in helping others

that you can find release from your inner tensions.

Lupin III

2008-08-21T16:40:00.000+08:00

A Lesson in life from Lupin III:

If you want to end up with the right person, you’ve got to make it happen.

The best people are always taken.

If you don’t steal them, you won’t have them.

Yes against No

2008-08-09T18:59:00.000+08:00

One half of the troubles of this

life can be traced to saying

“YES”

too quick;

and not saying

“NO”

soon enough.

Mask of Life

2008-08-09T18:50:00.000+08:00

Behind the masks

I try to hide all the pain I feel inside.

I go through days with smiling eyes

but sometimes my soul just dies.

Don't miss Life

2008-08-09T18:44:00.000+08:00

Life has no rewinds and forwards.

It unfolds itself at its own pace.

So never miss a chance to live today

and make a beautiful story for tomorrow.

Nurses’ Night Life

2008-08-09T18:37:00.000+08:00

Nurses’ Night Life Intervention
(10pm – 6am)

Received consciousness on sitting position with ongoing D5SMB @ 3 cases level regulated @ for glasses/hr, drinking well.

Activities noted: videoke done, nebulization done, encouraged 5 sticks of yosi/hr., tagay taken with sisig, yosi, & smb

Diet – bought another pulutan,

Evaluation: tinamaan @ 4am (+) weakness, orthopea, syncope, dizziness, polyuria urine output= 10x vomited 4x MGH o makatulog sa bahay ng iba lagot kinabukasan

Endorsed

Keep it Real

2008-08-09T18:16:00.001+08:00

Never change your originality for the sake of others;

cause in this world, no one can play your role better than you.

So be yourself and win the world.

Keep it real!

Greatest Disease

2008-08-09T18:02:00.001+08:00

The Greatest Disease in this world isn’t Medical.

It’s being unwanted, in loved and uncared for.

We can cure physical diseases but the only cure for despair is love.

There are those who are dying for a piece of bread but many are dying for a piece of love.

Share it everyday!

-Grey’s Anatomy

Before You

2008-08-09T17:58:00.003+08:00

Before you say you can’t, make sure you’ve tried.

Before you doubts stop you, confront them with facts.

Before fear holds you back, go forward with faith.

Before you believe others are better, show them what you’ve got.

Before you dismiss your dreams, wait until they’ve come true.

Before you look for happiness, make your own where you are.

Friendship's Mark

2008-07-29T22:34:00.000+08:00

Friendship is like stepping on wet cement,

the longer you stay, the harder for you to let go;

but once your gone,

you still leave a single but memorable mark.

Kisses

2008-07-29T20:34:00.001+08:00

Never kiss a…

Policeman because they would say “STOP! You are under arrest.”

Never kiss a…

Bank Teller because they would say “Next Please!”

Never kiss a …

Lawyer because they would say “Objection!”

Always kiss a …

Nurse because they would always say “Is there anything else I can do for you??

A Nurse

2008-07-29T19:43:00.001+08:00

A Nurse is someone who says toxic every time,

who has limited rest days,

who carry tons of books,

who can eat as fast as 5 minutes,

who doesn’t have enough time to freshen up,

but still manages to look Damn Good!!!

Giving Up

2008-07-29T19:34:00.000+08:00

“Don’t give up when you still have something to give,

Because nothing is really over,

Until the moment you stop trying.”

Lesson In NCM 102 About Pain

2008-07-22T23:41:00.000+08:00

Lesson In NCM 102 About Pain

1. What is pain?

- First Love

2. What triggers pain?

- Memories

3. What can heal pain?

- Time

4. What lengthens pain?

- Martyrdom

5. What is the initial sign of pain?

- Tears

6. What is the primary defense mechanism of pain?

- Denial

7. What is the primary stressor of pain?

- Theme Song

8. How can you remove pain?

- Let go

9. How can you forget pain?

- Move on

10. What is the history of pain?

- Break up

11. Why do we experience pain?

- Because we have a HEART that LOVES

With Someone is Better than Freedom

2008-07-22T23:30:00.000+08:00

Freedom is something everyone

Wants to have at some point in time.

…

But then, we can’t remain always free;

Because one day, we’ll realize

…

To be with someone is better

Than freedom itself.

Letter From Up Above

2008-07-22T23:16:00.000+08:00

She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: 'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?' The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it.' Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?' The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.'

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of his hair?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.'

Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house she carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She lay down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Lying beside her on the bed was a folded letter.

The letter said:

'Dear Mom,

I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You’. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day.

Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me.

He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.

Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly.

And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed.

Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you.

God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him.

'Where was He when I needed him?' 'God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now.

He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food will be great.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me.

The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?

Signed with Love,

God, Jesus & Me.

Imperfections are Important

2008-07-22T23:07:00.000+08:00

Imperfections are important, just as mistakes are…

You only get to be good by learning from mistakes…

And get to be real by being imperfect…

BUTTERFLY Me

2008-07-19T19:16:00.000+08:00

Once there was a butterfly in my palm…

but I let it flew…

Not because I don’t love it…

But because I wanted it to enjoy with the flowers and the bees…

Keeping it in my palm won’t make it the best butterfly it can be…

So from a distance…

I’m happier watching it fly and play in the garden while the sun is still shining…

because when the rain comes…

I know…

When it truly loves me…

It will find way to fly back to ME…

Righteous Loving

2008-07-19T19:10:00.003+08:00

If you think that the person you love

Doesn’t love you…

Your right…

Cause if she/he does…

There’s no way he/she

Would let you think that way…

Hard Way Life

2008-07-16T21:50:00.001+08:00

When someone throws you a stone…

Go ahead; find a hollow block to hit him back.

It’s not all the time you have to endure all the humiliation and pain…

Sometimes you just have to let the person learn his lessons…

the HARD WAY!!!

Food for the Cold Heart

2008-07-15T22:56:00.001+08:00

Just a thought:

“The minute you think of giving up,

Think of the reason why you held on for so long…”

The Story of Pencil

2008-07-15T22:45:00.001+08:00

The Pencil Maker took the pencil aside, just before putting him into the box.

"There are 5 things you need to know," he told the pencil, "Before I send you out into the world. Always remember them and never forget, and you will become the best pencil you can be."

"One: You will be able to do many great things, but only if you allow yourself to be held in Someone's hand."

"Two: You will experience a painful sharpening from time to time, but you'll need it to become a better pencil."

"Three: You will be able to correct any mistakes you might make."

"Four: The most important part of you will always be what's inside."

"And Five: On every surface you are used on, you must leave your mark. No matter what the condition, you must continue to write."

The pencil understood and promised to remember, and went into the box with purpose in its heart.

Now replacing the place of the pencil with you. Always remember them and never forget, and you will become the best person you can be.

One: You will be able to do many great things, but only if you allow yourself to be held in God's hand. And allow other human beings to access you for the many gifts you possess.

Two: You will experience a painful sharpening from time to time, by going through various problems in life, but you'll need it to become a stronger person.

Three: You will be able to correct any mistakes you might make.

Four: The most important part of you will always be what's on the inside.

And Five: On every surface you walk through, you must leave your mark. No matter what the situation, you must continue to do your duties.

Allow this parable on the pencil to encourage you to know that you are a special person and only you can fulfill the purpose to which you were born to accomplish.

Never allow yourself to get discouraged and think that your life is insignificant and cannot make a change.

Mental Tonic

2008-07-15T22:33:00.000+08:00

Laughter is a great mental tonic.

It can dispel anxiety,

Help manage stress, depression, fear and worry,

But please…

Don’t ever laugh alone!

Livin It Up High With God

2008-07-15T22:30:00.001+08:00

I asked God, “How do I get the best out of life?”

God answered: “Don’t be a prisoner from your past.

Leave your past behind, cause we can never change the past;

But we can correct our mistakes.

Handle your present with confidence, prepare for the future without fear.”

Then he added, “Keep the faith and drop the fear.

Don’t believe your doubts and never doubt your beliefs.

Life is wonderful if you know how to live.”

Unwise Decision

2008-07-13T19:59:00.002+08:00

Never identify yourself with your actions.

You are not what you do.

Having done “bad things” doesn’t mean you’re a bad person;

you’re just someone who has made unwise decision.

Bill Gates' Right!!!

2008-07-13T19:54:00.002+08:00

Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time..

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

If you can read this - Thank a teacher!

Filipino Nurses

2008-07-13T19:48:00.001+08:00

Want to know why I took up BSN?

Hmmm…

Cause sometime ago, I had a vision…

A lady appeared to me in a dream…

She was dressed in white, with a light in her hand…

I thought it was Florence Nightingale…

But I was wrong…

It was the statue of Liberty asking me to serve her country!

Hahaha… Philippines First (2year rule)!!!

Click - Adam Sandler

2008-07-13T19:41:00.001+08:00

“Don’t miss the chances that life is giving you

to spend with people you love.

Remember, there are no rewinds.”

-Adam Sandler (Click)

“May Jesus be with you!”

2008-07-12T18:12:00.000+08:00

One night, a girl was going to an outing with her friends. Before she left, her mother told her, “May Jesus be with you!” Her daughter replied “Sorry but I think it’s already full in here so tell Jesus to stay at the trunk.”

Laughing after that, they went to their trip. They had a crucial car accident. All of them died.

The car was on its total wreckage but according to the police, they were shocked that the only thing that remained alright was the trunk filled with tray of eggs, none of it was broken.

May Jesus be with us!

Better than Perfection

2008-07-12T18:02:00.004+08:00

Always remember that you can never find a perfect partner to love you the way you wanted…

Only a person who’s willing to love you more than what you are… someone who’ll accept you for what you can and can’t be…

And that’s even better than perfect…

Measuring Pain

2008-07-12T17:55:00.001+08:00

“It’s never the tear that measures the pain.

Sometimes, it’s the smile we fake just to show others we’re OK.”

Wealth In The Eyes Of A Young Child

2008-07-12T17:32:00.001+08:00

One day, a rich dad took his son on a trip.

He wanted to show how poor some people can be.

They spent time on the farm of a poor family.

On the way home, Dad asked

“How’s the trip? Did you see poor some people can be?”

The child answered “yes Dad”.

“What did you learn?” Dad asked.

“We have one dog, they have four.

We have a pool, they have an endless creek.

At night we have fancy lanterns, they have stars.

We buy food, they grow theirs.

We have walls for protection, they have friends.

Dad, you showed me how poor we are.”

DOMNET Habit

2008-07-12T17:28:00.000+08:00

May God the Father bless us

May God the Son heal us

May God the Holy Spirit enlighten us

and give us eyes to see with,

ears to hear with,

hands to do the work of God with,

feet to walk with,

and mouth to preach the word of salvation with.

And may the angel of peace watch over us

and lead us at last to the Lord’s gift of Kingdom.

Amen.

Silence

2008-07-11T20:58:00.002+08:00

“A man’s silence can break a woman’s heart into thousand pieces;

while a woman’s silence can give a man

a thousand moments of confusion…”

Sweet Specials

2008-07-11T20:53:00.003+08:00

What’s scary is when someone treats you special?

It’s when you get used to it and unluckily, you can’t get it out of your system anymore.

So before its too late, you have to set in your mind that sweet thoughts are never guarantees.

Friendly Enemy

2008-07-11T20:42:00.000+08:00

“I’d rather TREASURE an ENEMY

who FRANKLY says that he/she HATES me…

than to KEEP a FRIEND

whose PASSION is

TO PUT ME DOWN SECRETLY.”

Can't Say

2008-07-10T23:57:00.002+08:00

Sometimes you just can’t tell someone how you feel… not because you don’t trust them, and not because they will think that you’re weird but because you can never really find the right words to make them understand.

It makes you frustrated. People take things 100 different ways, and that makes it so hard but if what you’re trying to say is meant to be said…

IT WILL FIND A WAY TO BE UNDERSTOOD.

"I am one of those"

2008-07-10T23:44:00.001+08:00

They still smile even though it HURTS.

They PRETEND to be fine even if they’re NOT.

They seem to be STRONG even if inside they’re MELTING.

Know what’s hard to say at this moment?

SOMETIMES…

‘I am one of those…’

Regrets

2008-07-10T23:32:00.002+08:00

“Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time;

it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable”

- Sydney J. Harris

Truly Meant...

2008-07-10T23:26:00.001+08:00

“If it’s not meant for you,

just accept it because in the end,

you will have what is truly meant for you.”

Yesterday's Failure

2008-07-10T23:04:00.002+08:00

“Never use your failure yesterday

as an excuse for not trying again today,

we may not be able to undo the damages,

but we can always make a new start.”

Laws of Personal Growth

2008-07-08T15:49:00.003+08:00

Law I

Always make your future bigger than your past...

Law II

Always make your contribution bigger than your reward...

Law III

Always make your performance greater than your applause...

Law IV

Always make your gratitude greater than your success...

Things I Learned in College

2008-07-08T15:39:00.002+08:00

1. Masmalaki ang eyebags... mas-COOL!
2. OK mag-cram, lumalabas ang tunay mong TALINO at DISKARTE sa buhay.
3. Hindi mo kailangan mag-breakfast sa bahay, pwede naman yan gawin sa classroom habang nagkaklase.
4. Kahit ayaw mo, magiging madasalin ka. Ipagdadasal mo na ABSENT o huwag na dumating ang prof. kung hindi ka nakapag-aral.
5. OK lang ma-LATE, huwag lang ma-ABSENT.
6. Kapag sinabi ng classmate mo na hindi siya nakapag-aral, humanda ka na. PERFECT niya ang quiz!
7. Hindi uso ang HUMBLE. Kahit wala ka alam, ok lang. Nasa nagdadala lang yan!....

8 Things I Learned In Nursing

2008-07-08T15:31:00.002+08:00

1. Suggested 100 pages of reading are mandatory.

2. You can know everything yet still fail an exam.

3. All your classmates are brilliant. Others just aren't studying.

4. Teachers are impressed with no one.

5. Your best efforts could still get a 3.0.

6. Every class is like a Thesis Defense: it is not enough that you understand; you have to know how to explain it as well

7. Quiz namin, finals sa ibang course!

8. YES! Yabang natin....!!!

PEACE!!! 0.0

A Fact of Life

2008-07-08T09:27:00.003+08:00

"No matter how we try to be mature...

we will always be a KID when we all got hurt and cry."

Seven Blunders of the World

2008-07-07T18:52:00.001+08:00

1. Wealth without work

2. Pleasure without conscience

3. Knowledge without character

4. Commerce without morality

5. Science without humanity

6. Worship without sacrifice

7. Politics without principle

—Mahatma Gandhi

College Dictionary

2008-07-07T18:27:00.004+08:00

Absent [ábs'nt]
– protest to a lousy teacher, good way to avoid recitation

Allowance [ə lów ənss]
– force that motivates a student to go to school

Bonus [bṓnəss]
– the key to pass the exam

Books [bks]
– used as a pillow by students the night before the exams

Clinic [klínnik]
– home of the BEST actors and actresses

Eraser [i ráyssər]
– weapon of an angry teacher

Group Study [groop stúddee]
– alibi used by students to be with friends on a drinking session

I.D.
– alternative ruler to draw a straight line

Late [layt]
– happens when teacher or professor arrives earlier than expected

Patay na Bata (PNB)
– passive students who goes in and out of the campus

Pen [pen]
– every bookstore’s bestseller

Studying [stuhd-ee]
– causes drowsiness faster than a sleeping pill

Tomorrow [tuh-mawr-oh, -mor-oh]
– DEADLINE

Uniform [yoo-nuh-fawrm]
– alternative hanky

:-)

Choices

2008-07-07T18:00:00.004+08:00

"Love is somehow making choices.

It is either choosing pain for other's happiness...

or

choosing happiness for other's pain."

Ironic Feeling

2008-07-07T17:56:00.003+08:00

"The more you center your life on someone;

the more unattractive you become to that person..."

Life Shots

2008-07-06T23:02:00.001+08:00

"Life is like taking our photographs.
We often pose the way we want to be seen by others.
But sometimes, by taking stolen shots,
we capture who we really are..."